Slow Learner
October 14, 2009
When it comes to horses, it takes time to ditch a lifetime’s habits.

Pam and "Bippy."
By Pamela Britton-Baer for The American Quarter Horse Journal
I was a hunter/jumper snob.
But at least I admit my faults. In my defense, I suppose 30-odd years of showing on the open circuit will do that to you. I was one of those riders who’d look down her nose at American Quarter Horse people. At the big national shows where I’d bump into “those breed-show people” I’d watch y’all lope around the rail and wonder why in the heck you did it, and how you did it … go so slow, I mean.
And then I married a cowboy.
Don’t ask me how it happened – I’m still trying to figure that part out for myself. The long and short of it: I met a man who swept me off my Dehners. (Dehners being the preferred footwear of hunter-jumper types). That cowboy husband showed me the light: Quarter Horse people are nice.
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Their horses aren’t half bad, either. I knew that, of course. I’d figured out long ago that riding an American-bred – as opposed to a Thoroughbred – was a whole heck of a lot safer than riding a 1,500-pound catapult. It wasn’t much of a stretch for me to think I should maybe trade my warmblood in for the new, improved Quarter Horse – you know the type: the model with its long, sleek lines, the powerful body, and the – praise God for miracles – sane mind along with it. And if I traded in my Westphalian, maybe I should try my hand at showing the Quarter Horse circuit, too. I mean, how hard could it be?
Ignorance is bliss, isn’t it?
And I’m sure I was ignorant, or ig-nant, as my cowboy husband likes to say. Those words, “How hard could it be?” would haunt me for months to come because, my friends, there’s a whole heck of a lot more to showing Quarter Horses than meets the eye. Flashback to five years ago: I was the uber-successful hunter rider. Show champion at most of the major shows. Trained by one of the very best hunter/jumper trainers in the world. Heck, my brother-in-law rode for the U.S. equestrian team. I’d be a shoe-in at these Quarter Horse shows.
I got my rear end kicked.
I’m embarrassed to say the fiasco haunts me to this day. I will never forget the look of horror on the faces of my fellow competitors when I made the mistake of cutting across the arena for a better spot on the rail – in the middle of a class. This, I later learned, is tantamount to running the judge over with a Mack truck. I was guilty of illegal blocking, too. That’s when you inadvertently get between another rider and the judge. I swear I thought the hissing I heard was the rider next to me urging her horse to go faster. It never occurred to me that she was hissing at me, until she all but yelled the word, “Move!” Not that I blocked her for long. I was going so fast NORAD probably had me on the radar. And this was another thing I learned – the pace of the Quarter Horse is way slower than his open-circuit brethren. Waa-hay-hay slower.
I came home with my tail tucked between my legs.
Indeed, I was so mortified that it would be several more years before I’d attempt another Quarter Horse show. I needed a fair amount of time for people to forget my face. I might have stayed away from the Quarter Horse circuit altogether if circumstances hadn’t worked to draw me back in. I found a hunter/jumper prospect, a weanling, and he grew up to be a big, gorgeous, beautiful boy.
He was a Quarter Horse. But you knew that was coming, didn’t you?
At one of our first schooling shows, he was beating older, more seasoned horses, and I was flush with success.
First out of 13 horses – get out of town! And then someone hissed the words in my ears again…Quarter Horse shows. Yeah, right. I wasn’t going through that again. But the trainer who did the hissing was insistent. I could do the Quarter Horse shows, she said. My horse could win. My ears perked up like a dog with a new chew toy.
Did I mention that I’m hypercompetitive? Seriously, if I could win a ribbon plucking my eyebrows out, I’d be there.
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But there was more to it than that.
I’m a closet American Quarter Horse Journal reader. Forget the other magazines. I’m a Journal junky. When my subscription runs out, I go down to my local feed store, tucking my Q magazine between my other purchases like a teenage boy with something to hide. I might pretend indifference to the Quarter Horse world, but I was mesmerized by the pretty horses. Ooo, how I loved the glossy photos between the pages. They were my window to the Quarter Horse industry, and I’d studied them for years.
Time to humiliate myself all over again?
In hindsight, I guess it was inevitable. Frankly, I probably bought my hunter prospect with that very thought in mind – showing the Quarter Horse circuit. But if I was to do this again, I’d need to go back better prepared. I’d have to get myself one of those fancy square-shaped saddle pads, the one with that plastic number holder on the side. I’d been lacking that in my big debut, and I knew rule No. 1 of showing: When in Rome, do as the Romans do. New saddle pad. Check.
I tried to glean from the pictures if Quarter Horse people were as hung up on brand names as certain USEF trainers. I’d comb through the pages of the Journal looking for that rarified species of equestriannes known as the English Rider. She (or he) was usually sandwiched between pages and pages of horses wearing shiny halters and riders in sparkly clothes. (I do love those sparkly clothes, though!) What I saw was encouraging. It appeared English attire was universal. My Tailored Sportsmen and Pytchley hunt coat would work just fine. OK, so I was good to go there, too. Cool.
My next bit of research was a tad more difficult. How did one know if a horse had the correct movement for the Quarter Horse circuit. What was “flat-kneed?” What did “slow-legged” mean? And just how slow was one supposed to go, anyway?
One might think the logical solution to my dilemma would have been to contact a local Quarter Horse trainer. That would have been the smart thing to do.
I’m blonde. Enough said.
Apparently, I like to do things the hard way, so I ordered myself a video. Did you know the AQHA Web site has a whole host of videos for sale? Instead of buying a DVD on how to tighten my abs (as if after carrying a child that was possible), I’d be learning Quarter Horse slang. Words like “flowing” and “cadence” were explained. The correct position of a horse’s head was demonstrated, as was the proper way of go. I was feeling emboldened. Saddling up my little 16-hand guy, I practiced what Carla Wennberg and Leslie Lang had preached. I worked on keeping my horse’s head level. I worked on slowing things down…way down.
I worked on me. Having ridden hunt seat my entire life, I tend to hover over the saddle like the Goodyear Blimp, an apt analogy in more ways than one. I’m constantly hearing my husband yell, “Lean back,” from his official director’s chair placed firmly in the Peanut Gallery. This, it turns out, requires muscles I never knew existed. Alas, my cellulite remains unimpressed. After the head Peanut videotaped me one day, I determined I was ready for my first Quarter Horse show. Well, OK, not exactly my first, but it felt like my first. A quick glance at the AQHA Web site revealed a show two hours from my home.
So this was it. Did I have the courage to jump off the cliff again? And if I did, would I humiliate myself one more time?
It was my husband who reminded me of that age-old adage: It’s not whether you win or lose… And you know what? He was right. No matter what happened, I’d prepared myself as best I could. My research was done. My horse was prepared. Who cared if I won? I was embarking on a new adventure.
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October 14th, 2009 at 6:42 am
OK, so don’t leave me hanging; what happened after that? Come on, AQHA, this is cruel and unusual punishment! I want “the rest of the story!” (Smile)
October 14th, 2009 at 7:12 am
I’m with Charese Pelham, what’s “the rest of the story” we want more. Don’t leave us hanging.
Marilyn Sutton
Mountain View, AR
October 14th, 2009 at 7:20 am
What an enjoyable read – loved it. I’m betting you made your mark, Pam, at that QH show. Let’s have the ending!!
October 14th, 2009 at 7:27 am
THIS COULD BE TAKEN FROM MY DIARY PAGES. I AM BARREL RACING NOW AND MY HUSBAND STILL YELLS “SIT DOWN”. I REALLY ENJOYED THIS ARTICLE.
October 14th, 2009 at 8:28 am
I have loved reading Pam’s version of her venture into showing at the Quarter Horse shows… and the getting ready in the Journal. I live in Southern Oregon, so the places she describes, I know.
October 14th, 2009 at 8:44 am
I have to chime in with everybody else. I need an ending to this story!!! Tell me more……PLEASE
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October 14th, 2009 at 11:34 am
I was with her all the way..even at 83 years young. The written word stirs up wonderful memories…so let us have the rest of the story.
October 15th, 2009 at 6:22 am
I can’t wait to read the rest of your story. If your showing career doesn’t pan out, you should consider writing. Your story hooked me from the beginning and I don’t usually read stories about hunter/jumper types. Great article!
Horse Lover & Avid Reader
Summerville, GA
October 15th, 2009 at 9:56 am
I know the feeling. I’m just starting out showing as well, and my first experience wasn’t much better! Let’s hear how it turned out!
October 15th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
I love your writing, puts me right there next to ya like a girlfriend laughing over a glass of wine..My daughter’s breaking into the dressage world with her borrowed MULE..your candid take on your having jumped disciplines is refreshing and giving us courage to go for it.. they call her a rebel now. So how’d it go with your big beautiful young Quarterhorse!?!?
October 15th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Thanks everyone for your comments – we’re glad you enjoyed this article. Stay tuned for the next Pamela Britton-Baer article; it will be another showing post in a couple of weeks.
Best wishes,
Julie Preble
Intern,
American Quarter Horse Journal
October 15th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
I’m just the opposite, I’m a Hunter/Jumper with a big butted, muscle-bound, halter horse who loves to jump! You should see the looks I get with my boy before going in the ring. The looks are even worse coming out because he is awesome! He loves his blue ribbon collection. What else would you expect from a Quarter Horse?!
October 16th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
This could’ve been my story, but I’m still in process of getting ready for aqha. I won for the first time at a local show a couple weeks ago…WOO HOO!
I hope to be ready for aqha soon.
Thanks for the inspiration!
Michele
October 17th, 2009 at 8:13 am
Great story-sounds like my Congress story—horse acted like he had never been shown(he had hunter under saddle points).Luckily our class was at 11pm and the crowd was small. I will never forget the sound in the coliseum when I cued him to canter and this EXPLOSIVE gas bomb erupted from his nether regions. I wanted to hide-but how do you do that on a gray horse in a class of bays and browns! He erupted also–we wound up standing in humiliation in the center of the arena until the class ended.
October 18th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Love this story. It brightend my whole day. Left me really laughing. Hang in there you will show them.
October 20th, 2009 at 9:15 am
I love the article… when / where’s the rest of the story??
English wear…. yeah, but DON’T wear GREEN breeches!! Don’t ask ME why.. Green is not listed as an accepted color in the AQHA Rulebook! I tried to get the rule changed to read…”Any natural color and hue of nature…” (That would be browns, greens, tans, etc.) Don’t know why it didn’t go through.. Maybe y’all will help me get it changed!
October 30th, 2009 at 11:20 am
You gotta stay tuned for the rest of the story, guys:) :::evil grin::: Let me just say the story continues to unfold, even to this day. (This column first appeared well over a year ago.) If you subscribe to the JQURNAL you could read my tales every other month. Believe me, it’s HILARIOUS at times. (I like nothing better than making a fool of myself, apparently.)
Thanks for the kudos, though. I mean SERIOUSLY. It’s nice to know people enjoy reading my columns. It’s been a learning curve, that’s for sure!
Pamela Britton-Baer
http://www.pamelabritton.com
November 11th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Hi Everyone,
Here is the link to the next installment of Pam’s story. Enjoy!
http://americashorsedaily.com/second-try/
Julie Preble
Intern,
American Quarter Horse Journal